1. (To 3 attractive women in a bar) "So... which escort agency do you work for?"
Caused a riot.
2. (To a large lady blocking the footpath, who said "You can get round me, can't you?") "Probably, given half an hour & a motorbike?"
Public display of profanity.
3. (To a traffic officer who introduced himself as "Bill Orange") "Like the fruit?
Dissolved instantly, all sympathy to my plight.
By all means tell me your moments in the sun.
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