When I was a kid, there wan't any trick or treating. Or at least, not where I lived. For starters, we lived in a cul de sac on a hillside bordered by a canal on one side & woods on another & open fields on a third.
In those days, in that place, Hallowe'en was about ghouls, witches & monsters roaming the woods waiting for hapless children to catch & eat. It was all a bit Hansel & Gretel. I daresay in my grandparents' days there'd have been wolves in them thar woods (now those woods are a massive ticky tacky housing development & probably have more ghouls & witches per hectare than there ever were then).
It is autumn in those parts, and in those days, daylight saving was unheard of & so we'd huddle inside from the dark & the cold & play rustic games like "bobbing for apples" (involved trying to eat apples floating in water withpout using your hands) and something with toffee apples hanging from a string (which you also had to consume without hands). My dad would roast chestnuts on the open fire.
And in a week's time the entire neighbourhood would congregate on the fields around a massive bonfire setting off fireworks ^ sparklers, and yes, roasting chestnuts (and potatoes) on an open bonfire. Didn't seem to worry about ghouls & witches on that night.
The Hellingtonista! [maniacal laughter] | the wellingtonista
Friday, October 31, 2008
All Hallows Eve
Posted by llew at Friday, October 31, 2008 |
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Because There are Some Things Worth Looking Stupid For.
Posted by llew at Wednesday, October 29, 2008 |
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Without a shred of evidence - I am certain of this.
Winston will already have been approached by the Dancing with the Stars people. They'd have to give him Rebecca (the others would be too tall). He's probably declined because I can't see him in skin tight fishnet shirts (more to the point, I won't watch that).
But I am certain he's been approached.
Sas' Magical Mystery Tour: separated at birth: #2
Posted by llew at Thursday, October 23, 2008 |
Is it just me?
Everytime I hear this:
I hear this:
Yes, that's the Eddie Munster kid in Lidsville (funny, I always thought it was the execrable Jack WIld (RIP, I just found out).
Posted by llew at Thursday, October 23, 2008 |
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Oddest thing to cross my desk (so far) today.
Views & News from Continence Conference
The biennial conference of the New Zealand Continence Association took place at the Kingsgate Hotel, Te Rapa, Waikato from September 12 to 14. The general theme for the confernce was Investigating Incontinence - Humanity and Technology. A wide range of topics were discussed. This magazine presents selected and edited reports.
I don't think we need to get into the er, business of the matter.
Posted by llew at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 |
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Aliens will fix world's problems - later today.
Relax, it's all going to be fine, a psychic called Blossom Goodchild says so., In fact, she says that benign aliens will "come in love", today, and sort things out for us. Possibly with vibrators.
I only hope they're really hot & wearing lycra.
Aliens to arrive today - psychic - Stuff.co.nz
Posted by llew at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 |
Monday, October 13, 2008
Crackdown on Christmas crackers
Hee - I could wear a sensible water flow regulation (6 litres per minute isn't it though), but if the Gummint is trying to play down the "nanny state" aspect, they need a new strategy.
Crackdown on crackers - Stuff.co.nz
Following years of carnage exacted in freak Christmas cracker accidents, I'm astonished to learn only now that they are classed as "fireworks" and subject to importation of explosives regulations.
Cool.
Posted by llew at Monday, October 13, 2008 |
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Painters - Gallery - Ken & His Gal
Painters - Gallery - Ken & His Gal
She's gone now.
Earlier stories here & here.
Posted by llew at Wednesday, October 08, 2008 |
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Hikers find Steve Fossett ID, belongings
The Thot Plickens
Hikers find Steve Fossett ID, belongings - Stuff.co.nz
Posted by llew at Thursday, October 02, 2008 |
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Yay!, season 2 of the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles starts next week. And bonus, there's a new T-1000 on the block, and it's played by Shirley Manson.
Shirley Manson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Oh - and yes, Torchwood is improving - I skipped the one with the dead guy/ghost, because that looked silly, but I really enjoyed the one with the people who took off in 1953 & landed half an hour later in 2006, that was quite moving (although the guy who plays Owen is a dweeb). And the one where Tosh & Jack end up in 1941 meeting the real Capt. Jack Harkness was good too - in fact, for a moment there I thought the old man/caretaker who seems to be able to travel through time might be the original Dr Who!
Posted by llew at Wednesday, October 01, 2008 |