If you had the opportunity to change everything, absolutely everything, even (maybe) your identity, would you? And what would you do?
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
He was clad all in black: black shirt, black belt, black pants, black socks, black shades, black soul...
He swooped up the steps to the church hall as if in slow motion. He swept through the double doors of an adjoining room, they flapped closed elegantly behind him, in his mind's eye, a pigeon launched itself from the rafters, over his shoulder and out through the doors before they closed. "Whatever happens next", he thought, "This part's choreographed by John Woo."
Shit was about to go down.
Without pause he crossed the room in slow motion, surveying the occupants, a circle of seated men, all looking at the apparition that had just burst in. "Hey", he thought to himself, "there's that guy Pete from ....." He nodded. Then he wondered, not for the first time in his life "Where are all the women?"
A young man stood up from the circle, gave an unsure smile and said "Welcome to our erectile dysfunction workshop."
The man in black didn't flinch. Inwardly, he wondered if anyone could make out his eyes behind the shades. Looking only at the young man, he squeaked "Um... the social dancing medals?"
The young man looked deflated and only said "Next door."
"Sorry." The man in black spun around, and in glorious slow motion, swept back out of the room, knowing that he would never, ever visit ..... again.
And so last weekend, I danced foxtrot & cha cha for my first 2 Dance, Social Medal. My allocated time was 9.30am. I turned up at 9.00am so that I could sort out my partner for the dance (one of the very advanced women), and run through so that I didn't fluff up my steps.
When I got there I found they were already 50 minutes behind time. And so that gave me the chance to check out the others. These ranged from beginners like me, dressed in (black) "smart casual", to the highly advanced, and highly glitzed up mega-dancers.
First up was a young guy doing his 2 Dance Social too. I thought I could do better quite frankly. Then came a young woman in a gown, dancing her 4 Dance Social. I definitely could not do better than that.
There were the elegant, the stompers, the simply beautiful, the cool, the nervous, and the enthusiastic.
The judge spent most of the time chatting to the lady next to her, rather than watching the dancers, so I figured there was scope for improvisation.
There is a ritual to these things it turns out, when my turn came, Shona, my designated dancer & I held hands, walked to the lady doing the music, introduced ourselves & made very small talk. Then we approached the judge, introduced ourselves again & she made small talk about how to pronounce my name (like it's spelt: Llewjoihowicz), told her what we were doing - 2 Dance Social, foxtrot & cha cha.
And then we were up. Approximately one minute of each dance. I cannot remember what music was played.
My foxtrot was pretty good in my opinion, I didn't fall over, nor did I step on anyone's toes. My cha cha was OK. The audience clapped & cheered, but then, they did that for everyone.
Oh, and at the end, Shona & I curtsied & bowed to the judge.
I presume I got the medal, I find out whether with distinction or whatever, next week.
And yes, all sorts of diverse meetings do take place in other rooms of the community building in question.
Posted by llew at Wednesday, December 09, 2009