Access to Lambton Quay! Access to Shopping!

A sign bearing these slogans greeted me this morning as I entered a building on the Terrace to gain - yes! - Access to Lambton Quay.

I briefly wondered what does this say about the signwriter's opinion of our priorities.

I also briefly wished I'd been carrying the appropriate equipment on me to alter the sign to say "Access to Lambton Quay! Access to your soul-sucking office job!"

But that would be naughty, much like the unknown wag who changed the "Janus Bakery" sign in the same building to "anus Baker".