Anyone managed to get any help...

...from the automatic Telecom phone answerer yet?

"Welcome to Telecom. Now, to help me direct you to the right place, tell me what you're calling about."

"Broadband"

"You want to talk to someone about internet broadband?"

"Yes"

"I'm sorry I didn't get that"

"Yes"

"I'm sorry I didn't get that"

"YES!"

"Let me get this clear, you're wanting to talk to someone about internet broadband?"

"Yes"

"I'm sorry I didn't get that"

"FUCK!!"