How to fix the Winter Olympics

Holecity take a look at the Winter Olympics...

"Doubles Luge: Some friends of ours believe luge of all types should not be considered a sport. We think if anyone has the balls to strap themselves to a little sliver of wood and rocket down a hunk of ice at 90 mph, we're going to give them the benefit of the doubt. But doubles luge, where two hefty people wear skintight rubber-fetish costumes, get into the horizontal reverse cowgirl position, and flop around like a two-headed beached whale in heat, is not something we ever want to see again. Our eyes! They burn! "

SportsHole - How to fix the Winter Olympics:

And while I'm here, is it just me or is TV coverage of the WO shite? And why isn't one of the Sky channels providing some sort of alternative coverage?

Howlybag whining ends. Don't you dare nominate me.