A word of Warne-ing

No matter how famous you are, no matter if you're the best in your field, in the world...

If you're invited to someone's flat to shag two, reasonably notorious tabloid slappers, chances are they're on the payroll of the News of the World or someone similar, and you, your family, all your friends & enemies are going to be giggling over their cornies when the morning edition arrives.

So don't, for christ's sake, wear your Playboy logo undies. Don't even wear them when you're not expecting a 3-way. Your mum really won't be impressed.

News of The World ::: Slideshow*

*May be disturbing for young or nervous viewers.

And didn't the DomPost call it a plush luxury flat? The bed folds out from the wall!