Touting Dumbarses

"Hi there, have you heard of Barnardos?"

"Yes"

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"Hi there, let me SHAKE your hand...... ...or not."

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"Excuse me sir, are you busy?"

"Yes"

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"What do you know about the Red Cross?"

"Lots"

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"Sir, can I ask you..."

"No."

"Don't you want to save the world?"

"WTF? NO!"

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"No"