Chuck Norris was at my place last night

How timely, I was only yesterday remarking to someone sitting across the dinner table from me:

"Why does your rowing t-shirt say "Chuck Norris beat Rob AND Mahe, and he was paddling with tea spoons while riding a sunken log.... oh. I see. It's a joke!"

The reply was inevitable.

"Do you know who Chuck Norris is?"

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