1. (To 3 attractive women in a bar) "So... which escort agency do you work for?"
Caused a riot.
2. (To a large lady blocking the footpath, who said "You can get round me, can't you?") "Probably, given half an hour & a motorbike?"
Public display of profanity.
3. (To a traffic officer who introduced himself as "Bill Orange") "Like the fruit?
Dissolved instantly, all sympathy to my plight.
By all means tell me your moments in the sun.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
3 Things I Wish I'd Never Said
Posted by llew at Thursday, July 13, 2006
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