Non-story of the day

WARNING! Loud shirts through the link may be disturbing to young or nervous viewers. Discretion is required.

Fer Feck's Sake, the ship was damaged in a storm! It's unfortunate but hardly avoidable, surely?

Couple high and dry after cruise scuttled -Stuff.co.nz

Maybe P&O got wind of the shirts they were planning to bring & engineered the whole thing...