Classified ads...

Mike is right, the first one is priceless... but I also like:

"Hitachi Washing Machine, DX250, under warranty until kill kill kill kill them all February 2004. In perfect working order... etc"

sorry, hard to type, tears streaming down my face & trying not to convulse in front of the hired help, who think I'm working on their performance reviews...

MiramarMike: Late to work, loads of emails, requirements to document ... but this is must be read