Facial Fashion for Fatheads.

I see a marketing niche.

My latest 1.5 strength specs did not pass the wife test.

"They're too small. Your head is too fat."

And it is true! I have a fat head.

But M, bless her, tells me it is because of my surfeit* of brain.

So anyone know of a place that sells cheap, stylish reading glasses for fat heads?

* Look it up, Pinhead.